Lunch

(11:56 AM) Ron: what are you getting me for my birthday/christmas/new years celebration
(11:56 AM) Ron: besides lunch today
(11:56 AM) Kevin: Life ending fist in the face
(11:57 AM) Ron: I don't think you have the power to do that to me
(11:57 AM) Kevin: window/turntable/defenestration combo
(11:57 AM) Kevin: Silo w/ flaming corn
(11:58 AM) Kevin: Weekend on a dude ranch made entirely of upward faicing nails
(11:58 AM) Kevin: Year Membership in the freestyle drowning club
(11:58 AM) Kevin: And lunch
(11:58 AM) Ron: why don't you make good on your promises
(11:59 AM) Kevin: because I don't really want to kill you.
(11:59 AM) Ron: I know