Rap #1

(12:08 PM) Kevin: Access restricted
(12:09 PM) Kevin: Bullet wound self inflicted
(12:09 PM) Ron: password "Ima pig"
(12:09 PM) Kevin: Like Plaxico Burress
(12:09 PM) Kevin: Come watch me undress
(12:10 PM) Ron: terrible
(12:10 PM) Ron: worst rap I've heard in the last 10 minutes
(12:10 PM) Kevin: Causin mad distress
(12:10 PM) Kevin: in your area
(12:10 PM) Kevin: like an aircraft carrier
(12:17 PM) Kevin: causin mass hysteria
(12:17 PM) Ron: please
(12:17 PM) Kevin: making bi-weekly rape jokes
(12:17 PM) Ron: stop your rap
(12:17 PM) Kevin: Takin frequent joint tokes
(12:17 PM) Ron: before I start sending you more sonnets
(12:17 PM) Kevin: baseball card in my spokes
(12:17 PM) Ron: god
(12:18 PM) Kevin: I think that rap was very topical