Carob

(4:23 PM) Kevin: you'll find that special someone
(4:23 PM) Kevin: crawling around in the muck
(4:23 PM) Kevin: just waiting for your gentle hand
(4:24 PM) Ron: anger nuggets with soy milk and dried cranberries
(4:25 PM) Kevin: That sounds healthy
(4:25 PM) Kevin: And carob
(4:25 PM) Kevin: fucking only dumbass vegans would be fooled even for a second into believing that Carob is delicious
(4:25 PM) Kevin: it tastes like the bottom of my cock
(4:25 PM) Ron: that's totally inappropriate
(4:25 PM) Kevin: after it's been soaking in hydrochloric acid