Hung Over Co-Worker Goes Home

(2:13 PM) Kevin: I think Darnell is puking in the bathroom
(2:13 PM) Ron: awwww
(2:13 PM) Kevin: Someone's in there grunting
(2:13 PM) Ron: that's sad
(2:13 PM) Kevin: with sexual glee
(2:13 PM) Kevin: (it's me and you 2 minutes into the guture)
(2:14 PM) Kevin: future
(2:14 PM) Kevin: Guture
(2:14 PM) Ron: hey check it out - you are getting ME a cookie
(2:14 PM) Kevin: Guture is like the dystopian future
(2:14 PM) Ron: excited
(2:15 PM) Kevin: He wants to call out sick, son
(2:15 PM) Ron: so much shame
(2:15 PM) Kevin: That's too much
(2:15 PM) Ron: I am the biggest dick in the world
(2:15 PM) Ron: right behind you
(2:15 PM) Ron: you are more of a dick
(2:15 PM) Ron: in every way