Economic Downturn

(12:53 PM) Kevin: All things considered, I think we're doing pretty good in this economic downturn
(12:54 PM) Kevin: people are at least "talking" to us
(12:54 PM) Ron: well shit is going to get worse
(12:54 PM) Kevin: as opposed to just out and out cancelling
(12:54 PM) Kevin: No it will not
(12:54 PM) Ron: this is kind of just the beginning
(12:54 PM) Kevin: not on my watch it wont
(12:54 PM) Ron: ok captain kangaroo
(12:55 PM) Kevin: This is why I want to go get a job at NPR
(12:55 PM) Kevin: JOB SECURITY
(12:55 PM) Ron: har
(12:56 PM) Ron: NPR will be phased out in exactly:
(12:56 PM) Ron: two weeks
(12:56 PM) Kevin: My hand will be in your diapers in exactly:
(12:56 PM) Kevin: 4 minutes
(12:56 PM) Ron: so stupid
(12:56 PM) Ron: idiocy
(12:58 PM) Kevin: How intense would it be if once night after work, you and I went out to get some food and a beer, and I was like "Ron. Dude. I gotta be straight up with you man. I am wearing a diaper right now. And not because I'm incontinent. Because I really love the way it feels to poop myself. I'm telling you this because I knew you wouldn't judge me - knew you would embrace me for who I was."
(12:58 PM) Kevin: Would that give you an economic downturn, euphemistically?
(12:59 PM) Ron: I know for reals this is not possible
(12:59 PM) Ron: so I'm not even going to consider it hypothetically
(1:00 PM) Kevin: Dude...can we go get a drink after work tonight? I wanna talk to you about something