The Rap Battle

(5:06 PM) Ron: now I'm stressed about the date
(5:06 PM) Kevin: yr gonna have so much fun
(5:06 PM) Kevin: beautiful night out
(5:06 PM) Kevin: gonna get a back rub
(5:06 PM) Kevin: neck punch
(5:06 PM) Kevin: gonna have a blast
(5:06 PM) Kevin: gonna get capped in the ass
(5:06 PM) Kevin: gonna die fast
(5:22 PM) Kevin: Take a nap
(5:22 PM) Kevin: in my lap
(5:23 PM) Ron: rappity happidy
(5:23 PM) Ron: Freestyle rappin's gonna be
(5:23 PM) Ron: a really fun thing you can do for free
(5:24 PM) Ron: Find a hip beat and a piece of linoleum
(5:24 PM) Ron: Dance all night to the sounds of petroleum
(5:24 PM) Ron: jelly
(5:24 PM) Kevin: Petrol. Jelly Doesn't make a sound
(5:24 PM) Kevin: but I will drop upon you the freshest rhymes around
(5:25 PM) Kevin: sit back while I astound
(5:25 PM) Kevin: and turn your pants brown
(5:25 PM) Kevin: with an upside down frown
(5:25 PM) Kevin: what the fuck's linoleum got to do with rap
(5:25 PM) Kevin: cuz if you step you'll get yr teeth capped
(5:25 PM) Kevin: after you get brutal slapped
(5:25 PM) Kevin: and violently rapped
(5:25 PM) Kevin: I mean raped
(5:25 PM) Kevin: no escape
(5:25 PM) Kevin: While I hate
(5:26 PM) Kevin: upon the deepest parts of a hairless ape
(5:37 PM) Kevin: Remember when we were battle rhyming and i schooled you
(5:43 PM) Ron: no
(5:43 PM) Ron: never happened