Suicide vs. Slit Throat vs. Cookie

(5:23 PM) Ron: might wanna jump off a cliff
(5:24 PM) Kevin: can you bungie off a cliff over a cookie salesman, grab a cookie, and then when you reach the cliff again, I'll take the cookie out of your hand and cut the bungie cord?
(5:24 PM) Kevin: Its complex
(5:24 PM) Kevin: but it might work
(5:24 PM) Ron: No - I will take a knife with me and cut your throat at the same time that I hand you the cookie
(5:24 PM) Ron: you won't be able to eat it
(5:24 PM) Ron: and we'll both die
(5:24 PM) Kevin: I'll eat the cookie but the pieces will fall out of my newly created neckhole