Cookie

(2:21 PM) Kevin: can you get me a cookie please
(2:21 PM) Ron: no
(2:21 PM) Kevin: Why not
(2:21 PM) Ron: I don't want to
(2:21 PM) Ron: simple as that
(2:21 PM) Kevin: correction.
(2:21 PM) Kevin: Because you're a dick
(2:22 PM) Kevin: So keep the behavior under control
(2:22 PM) Ron: makes no sense
(2:22 PM) Kevin: I'm not asking you to join a whites only country club
(2:22 PM) Kevin: I'm asking you to get a god damned cookie
(2:24 PM) Ron: what does that have to do with anything?
(2:24 PM) Kevin: Look, I just think you're being unreasonable.
(2:24 PM) Ron: i don't want to get some shitty cookie
(2:24 PM) Kevin: Should I recount to you all the things I do for you on a daily basis?
(2:25 PM) Ron: go for it - this should funny
(2:25 PM) Kevin: 1.) I make jokes about having sex with our coworkers that make you laugh
(2:25 PM) Ron: ok
(2:25 PM) Kevin: 2.) I dont murder you
(2:25 PM) Ron: not something you do me
(2:25 PM) Ron: does not count
(2:25 PM) Kevin: Its something I do FOR you
(2:25 PM) Kevin: Spare your goddamn life
(2:26 PM) Kevin: 3.) Give you constant emotional support peppered with a bit of self-deprecating humor
(2:26 PM) Ron: "constant"
(2:26 PM) Ron: not sure I'm with that - "occasional - with assholery peppered in"
(2:27 PM) Kevin: That sounds like an organic ingredient you could pick up @ whole foods.
(2:27 PM) Kevin: I would like to get the chicken with organic assholery pepper
(2:27 PM) Ron: if this is about friendship and you want to test our friendship - I will get you a cookie
(2:27 PM) Ron: but I won't be happy about it
(2:27 PM) Ron: and you will then lose me as a friend
(2:27 PM) Ron: forever
(2:28 PM) Ron: is it worth it to you?
(2:29 PM) Kevin: So...You prove to me that you're a good friend and then you immediately stop being my friend?
(2:30 PM) Ron: YES
(2:30 PM) Ron: that's how it works kimosabe
(2:30 PM) Kevin: Do NOT call me that
(2:30 PM) Kevin: Punishment for racist colloquialism - cookie
(2:30 PM) Ron: that's how it works Native American Chief Little Feather