Ron is Old/Amish Abuse

(12:31 PM) Ron: god - maybe someday I'll have a kid
(12:32 PM) Kevin: Oh you will have a kid
(12:32 PM) Kevin: it will look almost exactly like me
(12:32 PM) Ron: nightmare
(12:32 PM) Kevin: You are, after all, old enough to be my dad
(12:32 PM) Ron: I had sex when I was 9
(12:32 PM) Ron: and made a baby
(12:33 PM) Ron: I'm not even 9 years older than you gramps
(12:33 PM) Kevin: Correct
(12:33 PM) Kevin: you are 49 years older
(12:33 PM) Kevin: Born in the 20's and shit
(12:33 PM) Ron: god
(12:33 PM) Kevin: How was the gilded age?
(12:33 PM) Ron: get OVER it
(12:33 PM) Kevin: Did you pop a squat on Gatsby's lap?
(12:33 PM) Ron: get a colonic and sip a rice pill
(12:34 PM) Kevin: Did you do the Charleston with Marcel Duchamp or whatever
(12:34 PM) Ron: dumbest shit
(12:34 PM) Kevin: new genre - Historical Humor
(12:34 PM) Ron: an amish dude will explore your soul tonight with a claw hammer
(12:35 PM) Kevin: The Amish dude part makes it confusing
(12:35 PM) Kevin: yet intriguing
(12:36 PM) Kevin: Gonna raise a barn on yr ass
(12:37 PM) Ron: He's on his rumspringa
(12:37 PM) Ron: and likes to see people suffer