Coughing Fits/Naming Kids

(12:22 PM) Ron: my roommate has guests - they are staying in his room and he is crashing in our spare room
(12:22 PM) Kevin: that kinda shit makes me stressed, I know where yr at.
(12:23 PM) Kevin: It's made mrore difficult by the fact that you guys are not close pals
(12:23 PM) Ron: the dude woke up this morning, went into the bathroom and dropped like 4 tremendously loud farts
(12:23 PM) Ron: and then was coughing crazy loud
(12:23 PM) Ron: blowing his nose like it was the end of the world
(12:23 PM) Kevin: I know that at the end of the world, I will be
blowing my nose, HARD
(12:23 PM) Ron: basically dude was dying from dysentery
(12:24 PM) Kevin: Man, that
(12:24 PM) Kevin: is
(12:24 PM) Kevin: deep
(12:24 PM) Ron: I was totally wondering what it would be like to start your day like that every day
(12:24 PM) Ron: he had just lost a battle with life
(12:24 PM) Kevin: Oh man, I used to have a roommate named Eugene Klingenburger
(12:24 PM) Ron: hate him already
(12:24 PM) Kevin: and he would make this hacking sound in the morning that was so fucking bad.
(12:24 PM) Kevin: I one day I like couldn't take it anymore so I started yelling at him.
(12:25 PM) Kevin: he comes stomping out of the bathroom, and he goes "DUDE, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BREATHE IF I DO NOT CLEAR MY THROAT OUT. DO YOU WANT ME TO CHOKE ON MY OWN PHLEGM AND DIE"
(12:26 PM) Ron: I imagine you said "yes"
(12:26 PM) Ron: b/c that's how I would have felt
(12:26 PM) Kevin: I said "If that's what it takes to keep that from happening"
(12:26 PM) Ron: classic
(12:26 PM) Ron: antagonism from 17 yos
(12:26 PM) Kevin: His middle name was Jupiter
(12:26 PM) Ron: fuck parents
(12:26 PM) Ron: they have no clue
(12:27 PM) Ron: they are like, "My child is named Brooklyn Wildflower Troublestep Jones"
(12:27 PM) Kevin: That's an amazing name
(12:27 PM) Kevin: Troublestep
(12:27 PM) Ron: seriously parents need to chill the fuck out with getting creative with names
(12:27 PM) Ron: go classic
(12:27 PM) Kevin: Naming my kid Triple Check Flip Johnson
(12:28 PM) Ron: Dumbie Whinerstern Blackman Jappy
(12:28 PM) Ron: the kid has to live with the crazy name
(12:28 PM) Kevin: Regicide Dumbledore Thelonious Fisk
(12:29 PM) Ron: Flower Crack Pavement Break Sunshine Twat
(12:30 PM) Kevin: Twat
(12:30 PM) Kevin: Slipmat Banana Corporeal Helmet Cline