Monday, November 17, 2008

Mojo Cut and Paste

(1:58 PM) Ron: how do you feel about the concept of "mojo"
(1:58 PM) Ron: has it been ruined?
(1:59 PM) Ron: Mojo (pronounced /ˈmoʊdʒoʊ/) is a term commonly encountered in the African-American folk belief called hoodoo. A mojo is a type of magic charm, often of red flannel cloth and tied with a drawstring, containing botanical, zoological, and/or mineral curios, petition papers, and the like. It is typically worn under clothing.
(1:59 PM) Kevin: I never think about Mojo
(2:00 PM) Ron: http://www.luckymojo.com/mojo.html
(2:00 PM) Ron: you better start
(2:01 PM) Ron: Nation sack
(2:02 PM) Ron: http://www.luckymojo.com/bodyfluids.html
(2:04 PM) Ron: In the African-American hoodoo tradition, as well as in Sicilian folk-magic, menstrual blood served to a man in his coffee or tea is a sovereign recipe for capturing his sexual attention. No ritual, prayer, or invocation is necessary; you simply add some menstrual blood to the man's coffee or tea.
(2:04 PM) Kevin: News Flash : Not feeling this line of conversation
(2:04 PM) Kevin: Too heavily related to bodily fluids
(2:04 PM) Ron: I'm lovin' it!
(2:04 PM) Kevin: McDonalds
(2:04 PM) Ron: its amazing actually
(2:05 PM) Ron: if you will simply let me cut and paste some more text into this window you will see what I mean
(2:05 PM) Kevin: Its just making me thing of the Load Album Cover. All cum and piss and blood and shit
(2:05 PM) Ron: Or you can run scared into your momma's skirts
(2:05 PM) Kevin: Also making me think of our relationship
(2:05 PM) Kevin: and how we could develop
(2:05 PM) Kevin: as men
(2:05 PM) Kevin: together
(2:05 PM) Ron: boys becoming men by anothers' hand
(2:06 PM) Kevin: Boyz II Men
(2:06 PM) Ron: I have done this often, with uniformly good results. I have directly fed gobbets of menstruum to my lover, from my fingers, as one might feed a pet. This was done to bind him, but to avoid the sneakiness of slipping it into his drinks -- i want him to KNOW how much i want him to be mine, and to know that i am working the spell on him right out in the open. (As the old slogan for the Steak-and-Shake drive-in chain reads: "In sight -- it must be right!")
(2:07 PM) Kevin: What the fuck!
(2:07 PM) Kevin: Why dont you just relax with this shit
(2:16 PM) Ron: No matter what you call it, one of the oldest root work traditions is for a male gambler to have a female lover urinate on his mojo bag or lucky hand while he is at play.
(2:16 PM) Kevin: It just keeps getting more and more insane
(2:17 PM) Kevin: So do you think the phrase "That's not my bag" comes from a mojo bag?
(2:17 PM) Ron: the polite word for urine is "chamber lye"
(2:17 PM) Kevin: My mojo bag is your nut sack.
(2:17 PM) Ron: so I'm about to pour some chamber lye onto your mojo hand so you can win at online poker
(2:17 PM) Kevin: Did that blow your mind?
(2:19 PM) Ron: I think my approach to your internet gambling is more intense
(2:20 PM) Kevin: I'm willing to give it a shot if it wins me some money
(2:20 PM) Ron: lend me your hand

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