Adaptation

(12:13 PM) Kevin: I watched Adaptation the other night
(12:13 PM) Kevin: That movie was really good
(12:13 PM) Ron: yeah?
(12:13 PM) Kevin: I could watch Nicholas Cage schlub around with his twin brother for days and weeks and months
(12:14 PM) Ron: I remember seeing it in the theater that's about it
(12:14 PM) Ron: I don't even remember that
(12:14 PM) Kevin: The movie stars Nicholas Cage as 2 characters
(12:14 PM) Kevin: Charlie and Donald Kaufman
(12:14 PM) Ron: I HATE when actors do that
(12:14 PM) Ron: fucking hate it
(12:14 PM) Kevin: why
(12:14 PM) Ron: its an excuse for an actor to jack off in my face
(12:15 PM) Kevin: well, I mean, that's how Kaufman wrote it
(12:15 PM) Ron: so what
(12:15 PM) Kevin: It's purposeful
(12:15 PM) Ron: mad at the world
(12:15 PM) Kevin: Look, I haven't told you yet
(12:15 PM) Kevin: because I didnt want you to get upset
(12:15 PM) Kevin: but you have emotional problems
(12:16 PM) Ron: the conceit of twins being played by the same person is the most asinine of all cinema "innovations"
(12:16 PM) Ron: its goddamn boring
(12:16 PM) Kevin: It's not supposed to be an innovation, you dickblaster. It's supposed to be making fun of that cliche. It's self-aware
(12:16 PM) Ron: hating you
(12:16 PM) Ron: right now
(12:16 PM) Kevin: Massaging every part of your body as punishment