Cats

(1:43 PM) Ron: Katy Perry is going celibate for a year
(1:43 PM) Kevin: why
(1:43 PM) Ron: "I've actually taken a vow of celibacy this year," the 24-year-old Grammy nominee tells TV Guide. "No kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry."
(1:44 PM) Ron: b/c he cat drove her insne
(1:44 PM) Ron: insane
(1:44 PM) Ron: like yours did to you
(1:44 PM) Kevin: I would let my cat shit in my mouth, if it could form words and asked me to do so
(1:45 PM) Ron: You have finally crossed the final line
(1:45 PM) Ron: it is the final conflict now
(1:45 PM) Kevin: The end game
(1:45 PM) Kevin: there's a line in revelations about a hebrew who wants his cat to shit in his mouth
(1:45 PM) Ron: fuck you
(1:45 PM) Ron: you've gone farther
(1:45 PM) Kevin: WTF?
(1:45 PM) Kevin: Fuck you, motherfucker
(1:46 PM) Kevin: I'm just taking it as far as it needs to go
(1:46 PM) Kevin: Things are tough all the fuck over
(1:46 PM) Kevin: doesn't make you special just cuz you fart gold coins
(1:46 PM) Ron: Be Extra Special Careful (with your balls)
(1:47 PM) Kevin: Unsure as to how this pertains to the matter at hand - my cat WILL shit in my mouth