Lunch

(1:50 PM) Kevin: That lunch was a fucking awesome jam
(1:50 PM) Kevin: It was a salad that tasted like a banh mi
(1:50 PM) Kevin: I want to fuck the lunch I just ate
(1:50 PM) Ron: I can't deal with it
(1:50 PM) Kevin: can't deal with what?
(1:50 PM) Ron: you need to find a hospital and check your fucked up crazy ass into it
(1:51 PM) Ron: and then get a lobotomy
(1:51 PM) Kevin: this is the first time I've sent you an IM that didn't say "I want to die" in like 3 years
(1:51 PM) Kevin: isn't that enough for you?

Crapping at Work

(4:57 PM) Kevin: Do you know about my deal with crapping @ work?
(4:57 PM) Kevin: I hate it
(4:57 PM) Kevin: and I wont do it
(4:58 PM) Ron: did not know that
(4:58 PM) Ron: I'm always dropping a deuce
(5:01 PM) Kevin: Jealous
(5:01 PM) Ron: why is a trouble? you feel exposed? (by my web cam in both bathrooms?)
(5:02 PM) Kevin: that's a small part of it
(5:07 PM) Ron: the large part of it is that Darnell gets turned on when you go into the bathroom
(5:07 PM) Ron: so fucked
(5:08 PM) Kevin: Darnell is sexually attracted to my turds
(5:08 PM) Kevin: accidentally sent that IM to him like 50-60 times